In the spirit of full disclosure, before I review my latest find, I need to share a traumatic childhood experience that still haunts me to this day...
One day I went to the mall and bought this awesome Iron Man toy. It was red and yellow, and it had cool muscles. Then I took it to a neighborhood party, and dropped it into someone's goldfish pond, and the pond was really yucky, so I never found it, and I was sad.
I've never forgotten how much I loved Iron Man, and how much he hurt me when he left my life forever.
I have a slightly jaded perspective when it comes to Iron Man.
Over my short career as a nart collector, I have noticed a trend involving super cool summer movies. Whenever a comic book movie comes out, the nart concentration for the characters doubles, triples, and dare I say in some rare cases quadruples on the blogs and forums. So in a bit of an unconventional post, I would like to take this fine opportunity to review the movie "Iron Man" while treating you to my favorite nasterpieces involving the same.
For starters, just to give you an idea of how cool this movie is, let's illustrate the coolness level with this simple graph: