This "nartist" must be a magician. I can here him / her saying in my mind's eye,
"And for my next trick, I will light this candle by shooting a laser beam out of my nose!"
You can tell by the lips, that nose lasers take a lot of concentration and mental focus.
Plus the nartist is apparently also a burn victim, cause I mean hey common, it's tough to learn how to shoot lasers out of your nose. I'm sure they make lots of accidents along the way, but man it is worth it!